Three weeks of almost daily waking up at 2.45am and going back to bed at 5am before waking up again at 7am to drag my tired body (and soul) to work had resulted in me coming down with a fever, the Euro fever, that is.
Now that Euro 2008 is over, I’m sure the fever will gradually subside. I can go back to my normal routine (in everything) and it’s time to head back to the office with feelings of freshness and ready to do battle!
Seeing how well the post Venus vs Mars was received, particularly from the StumbleUpon community, let’s post another article about the love-hate relationship between men and women.
We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these points are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl, if it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down!
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides…let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are NEVER going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem! See a doctor .
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ..
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color! A Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have not the slightest idea what mauve is .
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
This was written by a guy… it’s pretty damn smart. Girls — Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.”
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out! a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
“WHAT?”
I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
“Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.
Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.
Men, repost this because you have balls
Hello folks, I returned from my family vacation in Hong Kong on Sunday night, in one piece but dead tired. I am just about done with all the unpacking, the laundry and catching up with much needed sleep over the last few nights.
Just thought I’ll share with you a few photos I took during the trip.
The kids were excited about their first plane ride, although not on this Wright brother’s replica.
We had a wonderful and magical time at Hong Kong Disneyland.
We were at Ocean Park too.
All too soon, it was time to check out of the hotel and check in at the airport for our return flight home.
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