This was written by a guy… it’s pretty damn smart. Girls — Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.”
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out! a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
“WHAT?”
I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
“Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.
Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it. Men, repost this because you have balls
Hello folks, I returned from my family vacation in Hong Kong on Sunday night, in one piece but dead tired. I am just about done with all the unpacking, the laundry and catching up with much needed sleep over the last few nights.
Just thought I’ll share with you a few photos I took during the trip.
The kids were excited about their first plane ride, although not on this Wright brother’s replica.
Valentine’s Day is here again. It’s that time of the year where love is in the air and being mushy is the order of the day. A day where love-struck couples stroll hand in hand whispering sweet nothings under the star lit skies and professing their undying love commercially, in every sense of the word, with extravagant dinners and over-inflated priced flowers.
If you have already booked a table for that lavish dinner, pre-ordered the bouquet of roses, and had the full celebratory works all planned out way ahead, then well and good for you. For those still struggling to find any restaurant with tables available, I say forget about it! Yes, ditch all those last minute plans, save yourselves from being exploited by businesses quick to bank on the notion that how much you spend equate how much you love your partner and join me on an eco-friendly and meaningful Valentine’s Day.
Here are 5 un-traditional ways you can celebrate a meaningful and waste-free Valentine’s Day with your loved ones: Read the rest of this entry »
Today I reach a personal milestone in my life, I hit the big THREE-FIVE!
A mini celebration was in order and as usual, it was a low key family affair (the way I like it), no fanfare, no fireworks, and no presents. With my wife and 2 kids around me, a small chocolate cake with lots of candles will suffice. But this year, I decided to blog about it and share with you guys my pride and joy. I’ve prepared a multimedia presentation which includes a comic strip, a pic and a video, so get your own drinks(sorry about that) and I hope you enjoy this “party”.
The Birthday cake
My pride and joy
You just heard the kiddy version of Happy Birthday song in English and Mandarin (yes, we are bilingual). Ain’t it sweet? To me, it was priceless, simply the best feeling in the world.
Last but not least, I want to wish Beth of a Frog to Kiss a Happy Birthday too! We share the same birth date, year and all! What a small world. Beth sent me a sweet eCard with a touching message but I’m not linking to the private message.
